Today I am going to the RHS flower show at Tatton, Knutsford in Cheshire.
I hope to have a good time, courtesy of my complimentary tickets.
I will however, hope to avoid the following people there –
*Any local MPs taking the opportunity to press the flesh before they go off on their 3 months holiday break.
*Anyone trying to sell me chalet breaks, double glazing or easy composting solutions.
*Supposed TV gardener, Monty Don.
*All of Monty Don’s TV mates (apart from Rachel de Thame, because she is well fit.... even if she has got green fingers)