Has anyone seen this irritating little man?
MISSING SINCE LONDON DEMONSTRATION LAST FRIDAY, MET’ MAN - SIR IAN BLAIR (The P.C.’s P.C, P.C.)
Answers to the name of ‘busy-body-bobby’, ‘Saint Ian’ and ‘God’s Plod’ this publicity-seeking obsessive can often be seen shoving his boat into any TV camera he can find. Blair should be approached with extreme caution as he has dangerous delusions of being a politician.
Walks with a bit of a limp due to the hair shirt and barb wire underpants he wears to assuage the guilt of the entire western world. His disappearance is all the more worrying – especially as this man is institutionally nosy.
Please check your outside lavatory, he may be in there hand wringing to excess repeating over and over "If I arrest those guys calling for beheadings, does that make me an institutional policeman?"
Sir Ian Blair - being stalked by a big gate.......
Careful – this man is ‘I.S.’ (institutionally stupid)