Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Tony Blair’s holiday check list.

Stopped milk check
Stopped newspapers check
Left cat with friends check
Switched water off at stop cock check
Got Passport check
Got hair thickener spray check
Got Prozac for Cherie check
Got altitude sickness pills check
Got spends check
Got gift for Sir Cliff (Shadows greatest hits) check
Briefed Prezza with ‘don’t touch anything’ strategy check
Solved Africa check
Solved Global Warming check
Solved mid east crisis check
Cooking Gordon’s goose pending

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