Friday, August 19, 2005

Friday's Caption Competition


Using your skill and judgement and in no more than 25 words, try to imagine just what John 'Lardyarse' Prescott is saying in this keynote speech.......
A 2ib pack of lard will be awarded to the lucky winning entrant.

7 comments:

Toque said...

I wrote this sometime ago.

Toque said...

PS. If you are wondering what the hell all that was about then you don't remember The Shamen's 'Ebeneezer Goode'.

Which would make you one of the lucky ones.

wonkotsane said...

An' there were this reporter right an' 'e were gewin' fer t'last plate a' pork pies so I give 'im what for. Cheeky English begger.

Kevin Wells said...

Eee uup I am not your f**king waiter.


I am the deputy PM and I am now running the country cause this tonyness is on hols, so any more check from you and I will cloat you one.

Anoneumouse said...

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!

Gavin Ayling said...

I swear I navigated to the Comments page only to say what anonEUmouse said! Oh well...

STICKYBOI - said...

he is saying;

the other day i put a
bet on football. It's much more exciting than horse racing betting!