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Monday, July 16, 2007

Gordon Brown's new words for England…

Thanks to research carried out by the NuLab focus group, (Mendacity Division), Gordon Brown seems to have been given a new name to call England. He shoves it in at every occasion he can - especially when he's talking about health, education and housing matters….…...

The references to ‘Britain’ and the ‘Regions’ are soooo last season. Gordon's got a new, up to the minute phrase which he likes to trot out every time he talk about English stuff.....

And the new phrase for England? Our Country"

Breathtaking...

Possible reasons for Gordon Brown disbanding the Regional Assemblies in England….

1) He’s realised they are undemocratic, unelected, non-representative gravy trains infested with no-talent local busy-bodies and freeloaders….

2) As a true democrat, and recognising the democratic deficit the English have suffered for years, Brown is preparing the way for the creation of an English Parliament with at least as much power as the Scottish model.

3) He needs to stick 3 million houses somewhere in England, like quick. A scenario so awful, the existing Regional Assemblies might deflect from their usual position of cravenly supine poddlery – and actually start to kick up a fuss……

Gordon Brown – dissent will not be tolerated….