At the moment I am watching Peter Hain on BBC’s QuestionTime. He keeps going on about Labour’s achievements. Talking about ‘equality’, ‘fairness’, ‘doing what’s right’ and other such nefarious utterings from the bumper book of NuLabour bollocks.
I’ve had a very hard day today. I’ve driven over 500 miles in a nationwide monsoon, so I’m a bit bloody knackered. But I reckon that if tried really hard I could just about gather enough energy to shove one of my size fourteens straight through the screen and into that pompous basket’s face…..