Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Time to declare….

I reckon it’s time for a national statement - our very own ‘Declaration of Albion’ don’t you think? Just like everyone else has...
So, inspired by the Scots declaration of national identity – the Declaration of Arbroath, I have prepared an English draft…..

The Declaration of Albion
If we should, by carelessness and too trusting of nature, give up by default what has belonged to us for centuries, and agree to make us and our sovereign country subject to the Scottish Raj or New Labour in general - then we should exert ourselves at once to drive them out as our implacable enemy.

For, as long as but a hundred of us remain alive, we will eventually wake up and never, on any condition be brought under Scottish, Welsh or anybody else’s rule for that matter.

It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom -- for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself…..

(I’m trying to book Mel Gibson to make the speech)


Kevin Wells said...

That is wonderful.

Bt we dont want that tosspot Gibson doing it.

alfie said...

Kev - I was being ironic about the anti-English git that is Gibson... (Braveheart etc)..

Maybe a better choice to deliver it would be Derek Jacobi or even Sean Pertwee? He's got a superb gravelly voice (although I'm not sure whether he is English or not).

Others who could do it - Ian McKellen (man of Wigan) or Huddersfield's, Star-Trekky, Patrick Stewart.

wonkotsane said...

Sharron and Ozzy Osbourne.