Using your skill and judgement and in no more than 25 words, try to imagine just what John 'Lardyarse' Prescott is saying in this keynote speech.......
A 2ib pack of lard will be awarded to the lucky winning entrant.
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I wrote this sometime ago.
PS. If you are wondering what the hell all that was about then you don't remember The Shamen's 'Ebeneezer Goode'.
Which would make you one of the lucky ones.
An' there were this reporter right an' 'e were gewin' fer t'last plate a' pork pies so I give 'im what for. Cheeky English begger.
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!
he is saying;
the other day i put a
bet on football. It's much more exciting than horse racing betting!
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