Our beloved leader has announced a
grand competition to come up with a slogan to suitably sum up the You Kay and everything we apparently uniquely stand for. You know the kind of stuff they are talking about - 'tolerance', 'fairness', 'Simon Cowell' and 'the ability to queue'.....
He wants to make people 'proud' to be British again - and is inviting the whole nation to start sucking on their pencils and compose a suitable strapline that will sum up our great nation (yawn) ..
According to the press release, 'every school and public building in the country will be emblazoned with a new "national motto" under Gordon Brown's drive to encourage patriotism and Britishness'......
Call me cynical. but I bet, up there in SNP HQ, (Brown-Baiting Division), they are, even now writing their very own Scottish slogan. That of course will mean the Welsh will want their very own slogan..... ditto, Northern Ireland.
So no guesses as to where the new 'Britain is fab, cos we are, innit' slogan will be rolled out.....
Anyway, as this is a national competition, I thought I should chuck my tuppenny's worth into Gordon's hat...
'Britain - the new name for the English regions'
Friday, September 21, 2007
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How about 'Br*tain: Fucking The English for Three Hundred years'?
I deleted my previous comment which was identical to this except that I'd forgotten to type the asterisk instead of the i in Br*tain
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