tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post2135680505704179369..comments2023-10-10T13:31:24.972+00:00Comments on Waking Hereward: Tesco celebrate the Union....Alfiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04135869751268396259noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-49931129913118181002007-06-03T21:39:00.000+00:002007-06-03T21:39:00.000+00:00Your post is very funny. Even funnier that you are...Your post is very funny. Even funnier that you are quite serious, as are your readers. I mean, does it matter that much? Clearly it does.<BR/><BR/>Shame on Tesco for not realising such offence could be caused...Miss Snuffleupagushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13107304044851607450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-87096847872598056872007-06-03T14:42:00.000+00:002007-06-03T14:42:00.000+00:00Apropos of Tesco and the calibre of functionaries ...Apropos of Tesco and the calibre of functionaries such as Abigail: I once worked for a Scotch company that produced smoked salmon for Tesco. Every so often a team of various management types, usually 'twenty something' females, engaged in the less arcane aspects of marketing and purchasing would come to inspect the factory. On one occasion a colleague of mine was asked by one Tesco woman where the fish came from. He explained that most of it came from Scotch farms but that some was caught wild. The woman (<I>recte</I> bimbo) expressed genuine surprise. 'Really?' she said. 'I had no idea there was such a thing as wild salmon'. It's absolutely true, I swear.William Gruffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02434757003701117714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-33988630951029063822007-06-03T14:32:00.000+00:002007-06-03T14:32:00.000+00:00The difference is that 'the other sort' are, as 'e...The difference is that 'the other sort' are, as 'every schoolboy knows', efficacious in improving the vision of night fighter pilots, whereas Scotch carrots merely exacerbate chronic McStigmatism in Jocks suffering from that peculiarly North Br*tish occular defect that results in a view of the world that is best described as like looking through tartan tinted spectacles.William Gruffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02434757003701117714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-38934390369069681972007-05-24T17:58:00.000+00:002007-05-24T17:58:00.000+00:00My local Sainsbury's sell Scottish Carrots and the...My local Sainsbury's sell Scottish Carrots and the other sort. How can you tell the difference - no idea.Man in a Shedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00990902055642035293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-48355178123211395482007-05-23T18:43:00.000+00:002007-05-23T18:43:00.000+00:00Oh no, I sound like Gollum.Oh no, I sound like Gollum.JohnJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12169881480004252423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-77028378150085140502007-05-23T18:42:00.000+00:002007-05-23T18:42:00.000+00:00"Suprised the dog ate it."Haha, now THATS'S funny!..."Suprised the dog ate it."<BR/><BR/>Haha, now THATS'S funny!JohnJohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12169881480004252423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7779136.post-12855451052806322482007-05-23T16:24:00.000+00:002007-05-23T16:24:00.000+00:00Stupid bastards, they've been putting the Union fl...Stupid bastards, they've been putting the Union flag on English cheese for years.<BR/><BR/>Their cheese is like greasy plastic anyway, the English flag is too good for it. Surprised the dog ate it.Garethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10021800974251370747noreply@blogger.com